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[消遣]Love Functions

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Version 1 (ZZ)

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result love(boy, girl) 
{ 
    if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() ) { 
        boy.set(nothing); 
        return girl.嫁给(boy); 
    } else if (girl.愿意等()) { 
        while( ! (boy.赚钱 > 1e6 and girl.感情 > 8 )) { 
            for (day=1; day <=365; day++) { 
                if ( day == 情人节 ) 
                    if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) ) girl.感情++; 
                    else girl.感情--; 
                if( day == girl.生日) 
                    if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) ) 
                        girl.感情++; 
                else girl.感情--; 
                boy.拼命赚钱();
                if( girl.耐心 == 0 && girl.有其它追求者) { 
                    girl.goto(nother_boy); 
                    boy.郁闷中(); 
                    boy.天天到BYR灌水(); 
                    return 没有结果; 
                } 
            } 
        }
        try 
        { 
            girl.要男友买房(); 
            girl.要男友买车(); 
            girl.每天逛专卖店(); 
            if ( boy.有房() && boy.有车() ) { 
                girl.去澳洲旅游(boy); 
                girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy); 
                girl.嫁给(boy); 
                boy.没日没夜挣钱(); 
            } 
        } catch() { 
            girl.byebye(boy); 
            boy.郁闷中(); 
            boy.天天到天涯灌水(); 
            return girl.broadcast("这个男人真小气"); 
        } 
        return girl.每天逛专卖店(); 
    } 
    return girl.goto(another_boy); 
}

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